The USA Gave Chavez Cancer

EXCELLENTE!

Oh Crap.  Hugo Chavez guessed it.  The USA gave him cancer and he found out about it.  By carefully dosing his Frosted Crazy Flakes every morning, we were able to give him cancer after this 20 year process.  We finally got Kim Jong Il, and now we’re getting him too!  (Insert Evil Laughter Here)

Because it couldn’t have been all the cigars and red meat that the fat bastard has been sucking down all his life… it’s America out to get him.  My hell, I can’t wait until that twat kicks the bucket.  His constantly blaming the USA for everything… Come on.  Doesn’t he have any appreciation for the CIA putting all those hundreds of thousands of Agents in his country to haunt his every move?  No appreciation at all!

Note to all the Agents down there.  Let’s get his Little Dog too…

Borrowed time, buddy.

Things I hate

I hate skinny pasty white guys that dress like and act like Hip Hop stars.  I hate guys that leave the stickers on their flat billed caps.  I hate guys that start every sentence with “Yo, check dis.”
You are not black. Even if you were, you live in Rural Utah.  Give it up, because you look like a jackass.

To Do List, to Save America

Fixing America is probably an impossible thing to do, even if it’s actually very simple.  Six simple steps would fix probably 90% of what’s ailing America.

1.  ID Required to Vote.  Voting is a Constitutional Right, yes, I know.  But so is owning a Gun but you need ID to buy one of those, don’t you?

2.  If you are on the Public Dole, you forgo your Vote.  You can’t vote for your public assistance benefits, and politicians can not buy your votes with public assistance.

3.  Congress should have not just Term Limits, but also No Retirement Benefits.  Salary should be set at the mean average for the district they represent to remind them of who they are representing.  This will also kill the Empire Building and Elitism of America’s Royal Class.  Without these issues in America, Government Regulation will not be based on who pays off who like it is now.  Every industry, Banking and Finance, Auto, Energy, is all about paying off or “Contributing” to certain politicians.  This isn’t right, and it’s certainly a whole mess of corruption that needs to be cleaned out.

4.  Balanced Budget is a Requirement unless it’s a specific time of war.  This means Congress stays in session until it’s done and they keep it in balance.

5.  Each State owns and manages every square inch of their States.  The Federal Government owns no land save for Washington DC.   This also goes so far as Mineral and Water Rights to those States and of course, Energy Development in those States.

6.  BATFE, EPA, Department of Education, IRS, Department of the Interior, Department of Agriculture, and the TSA need to be abolished.

 

Magpul’s 870.

I’m pretty much a fan of Magpul and everything they have been trying to do.  They have made some very good stuff.
Now they have turned their attention to the classic and undying Remington 870 Shotgun.   I’m not sure if I’m on board with it.

At first, I thought it looked cool… But then as I looked at it, I started thinking that the Cadillac CTS-V styling just doesn’t work on the 870. I look at the 870 and feel that it’s more organic and the Magpul stuff is just too synthetic.  The stock looks like its too large and possibly heavy.  Awkward.  I don’t like the grip angle either.  It seems… I don’t know… off.   The MOE treatment is cool up front, but I would have hoped for a more CTR set up at the buttstock instead of what they got going on.

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