Wanted: Short Stories from the Uprising Universe. Submitted stories will be filtered and the best ones will be submitted for Voting. The best Winning stories will be published in the upcoming Uprising Anthology. The very best story gets top billing, and the Author will become the new President of Iceland in one of the Uprising books, Russia or China. Other writing contests let you win small prizes or bragging rights. I’ll give you Iceland. Because I can. All of it. The hole place and everything on it. In fiction of course.
Things in Iceland: Chicks, in natural hot springs, hotdogs, rotten shark meat. It's Great!
I had to. After shooting Evil Jim’s that bloody thing just wouldn’t get out of my head.
I had to join the Guide Gun Club. So I looked at what we had at the gun shop and I picked out this little thumper. It’s nothing fancy at all, just a Marlin 1895GBL in .45-70. It’s going to do just fine for my needs. The Guide Gun has always been a gun I’ve wanted since I’ve had just about all the others. Finally got my own.
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I might have to order some Wild West Guns sights for it… but other than that, I’m keeping it nice and simple and stock. No rail, no red dot, no “Tactical”. Just Old School Thumping Power. Gotta love it.
Romney is going to be the Man for the GOP. Like it or not. This isn’t official or anything, of course. But it’s a solid indicator.
The guy might be unlikeable on several levels, but I think he’ll make for a fine President.
A Bowl of Ramen Noodles would do a better job than what we have now.
Oh Crap. Hugo Chavez guessed it. The USA gave him cancer and he found out about it. By carefully dosing his Frosted Crazy Flakes every morning, we were able to give him cancer after this 20 year process. We finally got Kim Jong Il, and now we’re getting him too! (Insert Evil Laughter Here)
Because it couldn’t have been all the cigars and red meat that the fat bastard has been sucking down all his life… it’s America out to get him. My hell, I can’t wait until that twat kicks the bucket. His constantly blaming the USA for everything… Come on. Doesn’t he have any appreciation for the CIA putting all those hundreds of thousands of Agents in his country to haunt his every move? No appreciation at all!
Note to all the Agents down there. Let’s get his Little Dog too…
The next couple posts below this one, are books that you should buy and read. They are written by my friends and brothers.
First one, is by my younger brother, Zack. This one is called Shattered Lands, and it’s a work of Fantasy unlike anything you’ve read before. Zack’s books unexpected and unique. They are great reads. Get them for your Kindle Reader!
Here’s another awesome book… I’m reading through this one again, because it’s too good not too. I got a copy in paperback for Christmas. First time I read it was was on my laptop, rough draft. It was great then. It’s better now, actually holding your friend’s book in your hands.
If you haven’t read it, your wrong.
Too Wylde by my good friend Marcus Wynne. Put it in your Kindle Reader. Along with all the other books Marcus has written. He writes some seriously hard core gritty stuff… I love it. Nasty bad guys, flawed heroes, harsh and drastic violence. Good stuff!
I hate skinny pasty white guys that dress like and act like Hip Hop stars. I hate guys that leave the stickers on their flat billed caps. I hate guys that start every sentence with “Yo, check dis.”
You are not black. Even if you were, you live in Rural Utah. Give it up, because you look like a jackass.
