It’s on Audible.com right now: Uprising: USA.
I’m so stoked about this… I love Audio Book. Any time I can I get one to listen to in the car. Love them! Having my own book in Audio – Coolest thing ever.
I want to thank my Publisher, White Feather Press, and Skip Coryell personally for this. I’d also like to thank the Narrator, Jason Clearfield. Lots of different voices in Uprising USA… takes a guy with some serious talent.
And thank you to all my friends for the encouragement. Ahem… buy my audio book? Please?
It’s so cheesy… Just cracks me up.
I have a place in Ogre Manor, where I sit and… well… supposed to Write. However I can never actually write there. The chair is hard and office like, the desk it at a good height for writing. But when I sit down there… It’s like I’m in the Phantom Zone of writing. Creative Exile. I can Game there. Chat there. But actual creativity doesn’t and can not happen while I am there. Time spent there is time wasted and lost. In terms of Creative Writing that is. In terms of Leveling up my Characters in Borderlands 2, the spot is the Bomb Diggity.
If I go upstairs and lay down on my Magic Bed of Insomnia… Another location for a specific something that Does Not Happen There. On the MBOA, I get ideas and thoughts of writing and the Creativity Flows like the Butthurt of Xbox owners who discover all their games don’t work on the new One.
The only Problem… No matter what position I get into or how I prop up the Pillows of Anti-Slumber… I can’t actually Write on the MBOA. Instead, I just get horny and send dirty Text Messages to my wife. So that doesn’t work either. Because then she comes upstairs and nothing get’s written.
You remember when I use to crank out Gun Reviews and scathing opinions of Things? All that writing I did was at a certain place in a certain location Gandalfo’s. A New York Style Deli in Vernal in a little shopping Strip next to a Smith’s Grocery store in Vernal. On my day’s off I’d go in early and sit at the second to the last table… the one that had a power outlet in the booth. I’d get a little sandwich and a large drink and I’d open the laptop… And I’d write. Like the runners in Chariots of Fire, the words would flow.
I need that sort of place here in NC. I need “That Spot”. I envy the hell out of Writers who can write at home. I can’t write at home. I tried. Every room, every chair… everywhere. And I can write nowhere. Gah! It’s frustration incarnate. I need to find a place somewhere relatively close by, that has a window view of the street and people, that’s quiet, that has a power outlet, and will bring me a cup of something caffeinated and cold every once in awhile without asking me or breaking my attention at my words. Gandolfo’s was awesome at that. I miss Gandolfo’s.
This Saturday I will be doing a Book Signing at the Hastings book store in Ogden at 1pm. The location is 340 E 525 N.
Use Google Maps or a Garmin to find it… Not Apple Maps.
I will be kicking it out there on my ZX-11, straight in to Hastings from Ogre Ranch. Afterwards, I will need some foodage, so anyone wants to come hangout and gobble burgers is welcome… And then I have to Jetmoto back as I’ve got obligations to care for Saturday night.
I was asked if I will sign ammo pouches or holsters. Sure. I’ve also signed Kindled, iPads, and a Nook. I will also sign breasts if I must. Anything for my fans.
I’ll be taking pictures too… This is going to be a blast. Talking Zombies, Horror flicks, Prius Destruction… Come on out!
This Thursday through Saturday you can get a Free Copy of UPRISING USA for the Kindle Reader on Amazon.com.
So if you are one of my Friends who hasn’t picked up my book – You can get it for free now! And next time I see you, I’ll autograph your Kindle for you.
I love it when I get an email like this...
After having one of those days, this really picks me up.
Just wanted to send a quick e-mail. After listening to the Gunfighter Cast podcast that you were on I ordered BOTH Uprising USA and Uprising UK and finished them both on less than a week. I am now waiting patiently for the next book. I also ordered Slipstream in both grease and oil from Crusader Weaponry that should be here next week. I look forward to spending thousands of rounds evaluating Slipstream in all my firearms.
I am now a proud follower of both WeTheArmed.com and MadOgre.com.
Keep up the awesome work.
Uprising has a new book. Uprising Italia, by Zach Hill.
This is a part of the Uprising Universe, picking up at about Day 4 in the time line, giving a different perspective to the story’s big picture.
You’ll love the Ending!
Wanted: Short Stories from the Uprising Universe. Submitted stories will be filtered and the best ones will be submitted for Voting. The best Winning stories will be published in the upcoming Uprising Anthology. The very best story gets top billing, and the Author will become the new President of Iceland in one of the Uprising books, Russia or China. Other writing contests let you win small prizes or bragging rights. I’ll give you Iceland. Because I can. All of it. The hole place and everything on it. In fiction of course.
Things in Iceland: Chicks, in natural hot springs, hotdogs, rotten shark meat. It's Great!
Uprising UK is going to be available in Print on Amazon.com within 5-7 business days.
It’s available now here.
Uprising: UK. My second “Winning the Zombie Apocalypse” book (in a series of four) is now available for the Amazon Kindle.
I really like Uprising: UK. I think it’s an improvement over the USA which felt more rushed. I’ve already got it on my Kindle Reader on my Smart Phone. No formatting errors this time! Booyah! Get your copy now and I’ll sign your Kindle at the Crossroads of the West Gun Show in SLC this weekend.
Crusader business is going to be the priority… But I’m going to be on the prowl for a couple items:
Glock, in 10mm.
S&W 4″-5″, .44 mag.
My Rock River is going up for sale… So Joe can build me a Crusader. And maybe something else. But I want a handgun I can hunt with. I don’t need a .460, but a 5″ would be slick.
Also, bringing out a few copies of Uprising USA, for sale and autographs.