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Things I hate

I hate skinny pasty white guys that dress like and act like Hip Hop stars.  I hate guys that leave the stickers on their flat billed caps.  I hate guys that start every sentence with “Yo, check dis.”
You are not black. Even if you were, you live in Rural Utah.  Give it up, because you look like a jackass.

10 Comments

  1. 12/27/2011    

    If you hate it then you’ll be going out of your mind when you go to Atlanta for the gun show.

  2. SSgt G's Gravatar SSgt G
    12/27/2011    

    +1
    +100 if they are in the military.

  3. Mark G.'s Gravatar Mark G.
    12/27/2011    

    Wannabes. They try so hard to be “different” by acting like that.

    If they wanted to be true individuals, they would be smart enough to just act like themselves without putting on false airs. No baggy pants, no bling-bling, no cartoons or safety-wiring
    on their bodies, no white Ebonics.

    Maybe they’re afraid of just being themselves.

  4. John W.'s Gravatar John W.
    12/28/2011    

    What the heck;
    If the media can pick our country’s President why not our children’s personality.

  5. sarge712's Gravatar sarge712
    12/28/2011    

    We have them in far western NC too and are as deep woods as it gets without being Alaska. I fell out laughing on a traffic stop when one of my fellow sergeants told one, “Shut yer hole, Vanilla Ice.”

    And what is up with the pastiness? I was laid up for 6 weeks after knee surgery and never get that pale. How do they do that?

    • Al's Gravatar Al
      12/28/2011    

      Anemia due to poor diet no doubt also not going out in the sun wanna be vampires-lol

    • 12/28/2011    

      LOL, Vanilla Ice… Classic!

  6. Retired CATM's Gravatar Retired CATM
    12/28/2011    

    Would be willing to guess that none of their “sistas” claim to be from Idaho

  7. GinoSLC's Gravatar GinoSLC
    12/28/2011    

    I dunno. Whatever keeps them out of wearing skinny jeans, I’m all for.

  8. Scott (dot4x4)'s Gravatar Scott (dot4x4)
    12/28/2011    

    LMAO… 30 minutes ago I was in the car with the Wife explaining to her that I wanted to win the Lottery. Not so I could do great things with my money. But so I could hire a MMA fighter and I could just point him at people and he could run up; Bi##H Slap them and yell, “Your F-ing white, stop it!!!”.

    I also wanted to invent a “ray gun” that adds ten pounds per shot. It would be great for all those tiny white girls that think they’re hot. I just want to hold them down and force feed them a sandwich.

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