Oh Crap. Hugo Chavez guessed it. The USA gave him cancer and he found out about it. By carefully dosing his Frosted Crazy Flakes every morning, we were able to give him cancer after this 20 year process. We finally got Kim Jong Il, and now we’re getting him too! (Insert Evil Laughter Here)
Because it couldn’t have been all the cigars and red meat that the fat bastard has been sucking down all his life… it’s America out to get him. My hell, I can’t wait until that twat kicks the bucket. His constantly blaming the USA for everything… Come on. Doesn’t he have any appreciation for the CIA putting all those hundreds of thousands of Agents in his country to haunt his every move? No appreciation at all!
Note to all the Agents down there. Let’s get his Little Dog too…
The next couple posts below this one, are books that you should buy and read. They are written by my friends and brothers.
First one, is by my younger brother, Zack. This one is called Shattered Lands, and it’s a work of Fantasy unlike anything you’ve read before. Zack’s books unexpected and unique. They are great reads. Get them for your Kindle Reader!
Here’s another awesome book… I’m reading through this one again, because it’s too good not too. I got a copy in paperback for Christmas. First time I read it was was on my laptop, rough draft. It was great then. It’s better now, actually holding your friend’s book in your hands.
If you haven’t read it, your wrong.
Too Wylde by my good friend Marcus Wynne. Put it in your Kindle Reader. Along with all the other books Marcus has written. He writes some seriously hard core gritty stuff… I love it. Nasty bad guys, flawed heroes, harsh and drastic violence. Good stuff!
I hate skinny pasty white guys that dress like and act like Hip Hop stars. I hate guys that leave the stickers on their flat billed caps. I hate guys that start every sentence with “Yo, check dis.”
You are not black. Even if you were, you live in Rural Utah. Give it up, because you look like a jackass.
You guys have seen the news report about the first Navy Gay Kiss. Pretty much, that aint the first gay kiss. This is going around some circles as being troubling. My take? Don’t care. It’s nice that these girls are able to be themselves… I have no problem with this. I don’t think the Government has the right to tell someone who they can and can not love. What I see as a problem, is the news making an issue of it.
If we want to be Free… we have to accept Freedom. Funny, how most people who seem to have issues with this – have issues with real Freedom.
BTW, they look like a great couple and we wish them all the happiness in the world.
Man oh man… I’m sick of Christmas Music! All day long! We have about 5 CD’s of the stuff, and we rotate through them. Could you imagine having to listen to nothing but Christmas Music and nothing else for the rest of your life?
But what could you listen to for the rest of your life? 5 Bands. Nothing else. That’s it.
Here’s mine:
1. Pink Floyd
2. Led Zeplin
3. Queensryche
4. AC/DC
5. Rob Zombie
