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Random thoughts

Tx requiring voters to show I’D.  Of course its discrimination… That would mean the Democrats could only vote once.

Rachel Welch says America is a bunch of porn addicts.  Blah blah blah… I just wanted to see her naked.

Windmills are killing Eagles again in California.  Why not catch the freshly killed birds and roast them to feed the homeless and poor?   Liberals already mock everything else… Why not gobble down Eagles too?

The Energy Secretary says he’s done everything he can to lower gas prices… The guy doesn’t even own a car.  I’m sure his efforts were all in earnest. 

10 grand a plate dinner with Democrats… And they were saying the GOP is out if touch.   Republicans had a fundraiser dinner that I went to… It was 10 bucks.  Hmmm…

Yeah… this is how I feel sometimes.

UPRISING USA:  Get it in Amazon.com.  UPRISING UK is coming out very soon.  UPRISING Russia is being written now.  UPRISING China is after that.  Other UPRISING Authors are working hard on their books.  UPRISING ANTHOLOGIES is also being worked on.  Then the UPRISING Insider is going to be written, which is a Glossary/Director’s Commentaries on the UPRISING series.



Flaming Hot Chips

Discussion here at the gun counter. Talking about snack foods. Someone mentioned “Flaming Hot Chips”.
Ogre: “Wasn’t that a Cop Show in San Francisco?”
Fenris: “Heeeeyyyy, ssslow dooown!”
Ogre: “You get a super special ticket!”
Oh man… laughed so hard, I have tears.