Etched Dates

Some places in this nation are banning magazines.  Simple boxes with springs in them that use the same high level of technology found in Pez Candy Dispensers.   In some of these places you can keep the magazines as long as they were made or acquired before the ban.  So it was said that you have to have dates etched on them.  But so many magazines out there in the world with no dates.  This is of course a bullshit requirement and unenforceable.  So I have a suggestion…. here’s the date to etch:

July 4th, 1776.

 

9 thoughts on “Etched Dates”

  1. I love it. If these have to be etched, what’s to stop anyone from getting a magazine after the fact and etching it in there anyway? I’m guessing they are going to require some new and prohibitively expensive technology eventually.

    1. You see my point. It’s all a useless legislative circle jerk for the Anti-Gunners that have cost 600 people in Colorado their jobs. Hopefully those people will be able to move to wherever the production will start again. But still… useless. You can’t enforce this law. You can PRINT your own magazines with a 3D Printer now. It’s like banning Paper Airplanes. How can you control that?

    1. Probably, but then, we are also the country with a dangling modifier in our D.O.I., so we can probably get away with a little historical license.

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