I hate it when my Wife is Right. Grrr…
This morning, she said, “You shouldn’t ride, I’ll give you a lift in.”
Oh no… I’m big tough biker… I can ride!!! *Beats Chest*
Let me back up and give you some background here. Saturday night my right knee really starting hurting. Sunday morning, I woke up to a knee that would not bend. Pain. Lots of pain. Gout attack in the knee. So I was on the couch or in bed all day. Same story with Monday. Same with Tuesday… but Tuesday night it was getting better. Today, Wednesday morning I felt pretty good again. “I can ride!” I said, and watched he drive into town in the Explorer as I put on my helmet. Got a leg over the ZX-11, backed it up no problem. Rolled forward… Oh Crap. I can’t get my foot on the peg. So I rode all the way into town with my right foot off the peg. That’s not easy, but I couldn’t get it on the peg. My knee wouldn’t bend.
I pull into work… Wife pulls in after me. Having seen my foot hanging of course. She did not say “Told you so.” She knew she didn’t have to. I hate it when she’s right.
After work…. my knee was killing me. My left knee even started hurting. So I limped the bike over to my Sister In Law’s, and parked it. Called her up and she came and got me.
When we got home I looked at her and said “I can ride the KTM to work tomorrow… I can stand up on the pegs.” Oh man… she was pissed!
BTW – I don’t need any Gout advice. My hell every time I say Gout I get every form of home remedy suggestion and that’s about as annoying as my wife being right. So… stuff that jazz. I’m going to see the Bonesaw tomorrow. Maybe get some Cortisone injections.
Oh, if anyone has a Can Am Spyder they are willing to trade for a ZX-11… Yeah, I’ll trade you right now. Next week? I don’t know, but right now I’d trade you.
Dudes, I seriously would not wish Gout pain on anyone… not even those few people still alive that I call my enemies. Gout pain is insidious. It’s basically God saying “I don’t like you.” It hurts on a level that you just don’t understand unless you’ve had it. No, I’m serious. I’ve been shot. Stabbed. I’ve broken many bones. I’d opt for another Gun Shot Wound over Gout Pain. Because with Gout – there is nothing you can do about it. There is no Position of Comfort, especially in the Knee. In a Toe or Ankle, Gout is Hideous shit. In the knee…. No… That’s God punishing you for something. That’s a taste of Torment from Hell. OTC Pain Meds… They don’t work unless you Combo them Up. And when you do that, you have to be careful.