WANTED. Love the Angelina Jolie looking all hot and sinister… but I really hate the BS about the magic healing milk bath, the magic code weaving loom, and most of all… the curving bullets.
COMMANDO. 50 Kills in 3 minutes. Lemmings just lining up for the Governator to mow down. Come on. Could no one flank that guy?
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE III. In an attempt to show Tom Cruise’s acting ability, he did the whole movie with his eyes welling up with tears.
Everything with Jean-Claude Van Damme. I just hate that guy.
Damn near everything on NETFLIX.
Obviously, you have never seen Nick Fury: Agent of shield with David Hasselhoff. It makes Van Damme movies look like cinematic art. I think I lost about 36 IQ points after that movie was over.
Can’t say that I have. But I don’t watch Hoff. It’s a policy.
Nearly any movie with a box covered in “Critics say…” “We loved…”
Guaranteed a stinker.
I think this will change your mind about Commando, George.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FFQ_g8OoQM
This is Arnold’s best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlicWUDf5MM&feature=related
I like commando… especially on laundry day.
Jim
Come on now George – MI3 is the best in the franchise. At least until today.
Ogre you missed the point.
Commando was a parody of the “Ex- Special Forces guy get’s F’d with and goes and gets some.” movies. Arnold did 3 of these parodies; Commando, Raw Deal and Red Heat.
No list of bad action movies is complete without “Colombiana.” That movie was so terrible I think it gave me cancer.
I think the first “Mission Impossible” is one of the best action movies ever. And then John Woo ruined everything.
Van Damme is going to be in the “Expendables” sequel, but here’s hoping the presence of Chuck Norris will be awesome enough to counter JCVD’s suck and fail.
Universal Soldier was an OK flick, as was Time Cop. Other than that, yeah, I agree.
I must respectfully disagree with you about Wanted.
That couple of seconds of Angelina Jolie stepping out of the tub was first-rate cinema.
:o)
Well, you have me there…