Evidently the British have gone so Full Retard that Fire Extinguishers are a Fire Hazard. I can’t make this up, and I can’t even begin to understand this.
Seriously, UK… What the heck? Do you want your Subjects to be so completely and utterly helpless that they can’t do anything for themselves? You want them to be like rabbits in a hutch, nibbling in their feed bins and staying completely safe under the gracious care of The Government.