A: Is for Aliens. Who mostly come out at night. Mostly.
B: Is for Blade Runner. Tell him I’m eating.
C: Is for The Cell. Jlo’s only good movie.
D: Is for Die Hard. Yippie Ki Yay, major flubber.
E: Is for Event Horizon. Where you don’t need eyes to see.
F. Is for Full Metal Jacket. Seven point six two millimeter.
G: Is for Gladiator. Are you not entertained?
H: Is for Heat. The Action is the Juice.
I: Is for Inception. You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
J: Is for Judge Dredd. He is the Law.
K: Is for Kelly’s Heroes. So drink some wine, eat some cheese.
L: Is for Lord of the Ring. It’s the movie that rules them all.
M: Is for the Matrix. Follow the white rabbit.
N: Is for National Treasure. It’s capitalized because it’s a name.
O: Is for Oblivion. If you are an effective team.
P: Is for Platoon. Shut up and take the pain. Take it!
Q: Is for Quantum of Solace. Tosca isn’t for everyone.
R: Is for Rob Roy. You best tend to your wager.
S: Is for Saving Private Ryan. Earn this.
T: Is for The Thing. Whatever it is, it’s weird and it’s pissed off.
U: Is for Unforgiven. But don’t go trusting me too much.
V: Is for Vendetta. The Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot.
W. Is Where Eagles Dare. Fear lent him wings, as the saying goes.
X. Is for X Files. But only if you are paranoid enough.
Y. Is for Yard. The Longest Yard. It’s about a game.
Z. Is for the Ice Station Zebra. But not for that reason, of course.