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The Ogre Sandwich

Make a classic Philly Cheesesteak.
Stuff in yellow banana peppers, olives, and mushrooms.
Throw on some bacon.  None of that Canadian shit.
Dredge that in beer-batter made with Amber Boch, or Shock Top.
Deep fry till GBD.
Serve with a Gatorbull to wash it down.

Genius Level Grub.


  1. Pauly K's Gravatar Pauly K

    Must have PICS !!!!!!!

  2. bmq215's Gravatar bmq215

    If there’s one rule of the internet it’s that food posts must always have pics. Get on that.

  3. 12/19/2012    

    No diet coke?


  4. GinoSLC's Gravatar GinoSLC

    You gotta get to Moochie’s next time you’re in SLC.

    • 12/19/2012    

      Never heard of Moochie’s.

      • GinoSLC's Gravatar GinoSLC

        Best cheesesteak this side of the Susquehanna. 232 East 800 South
        Make sure to douse it with the jalapeno mayo.

        I believe the owner is the daughter of the guy that owns Pat’s or Gino’s in Philly…can’t remember which.

  5. Steve S's Gravatar Steve S

    Mmmmm, I can feel my arteries hardening just thinking about this.

  6. TJ's Gravatar TJ

    My cardiologist just called and asked why I was reading that recipe. Sounds tasty, I will enjoy it vicariously through you though since I had a heart attack back in August.

  7. Huey's Gravatar Huey

    As you may or may not be aware of….a REAL Pat’s (The King of Steaks) has cheese wiz on it all gooey in the bread and meat….none of this mozerella crap…..

  8. Mark (not Walters)'s Gravatar Mark (not Walters)

    No recommendation on firearm to be worn during preparation?

    • 12/20/2012    

      Glock 10MM. Only 15+1 of 10mm can handle Flavor of this magnitude.

  9. Javahead's Gravatar Javahead

    Is the beer-batter deep fry for just the filling, or are you actually battering the roll as well?

    • 12/20/2012    

      The whole sandwich.

  10. tim ferrell's Gravatar tim ferrell

    2nd the Pat’s reference. That’s one of two places to get a real cheese steak. Also remember, when you pick up a real cheese steak the grease runs down your arm to your elbow. Ogre version a worthy variant…

  11. Marc's Gravatar Marc

    Deep fry til GBD? Pardon my ignorance; GBD?

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