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Pants on the head retarded

Now I am all for people thinking outside of the box when it comes to the tools of violence.
However this idea, is pants on the head retarded.
This makes the rifle unable to be lived with. Your rifle cases, anything the rifle might touch… it’s going to get torn up.
What the hell is this crap for? Come on.
For less money, get a BattleComp and get something that is actually going to make your gun a better gun.


  1. JP's Gravatar JP

    LOL. Never heard that phrase before. Pants on the head retarded. I’m going to steal it.

    It is a pretty… odd idea. But to each their own I guess. Me? I’d duct tape a garden weasel to the end of my rifle before I bought one of those stabby comps.

    Thanks for the linkage!

    • 09/01/2011    

      The Garden Weasel would be more useful. They at least make for great back scratchers.

  2. Dan's Gravatar Dan

    Because pistol bayonets and chainsaw shotguns just aren’t silly enough, I guess.

  3. Curtis's Gravatar Curtis

    This is for mall ninjas that have watched waaaaay too much anime.

  4. Canthros's Gravatar Canthros

    Strange thing to do to an FSC556, anyway.

  5. Mamba1-0's Gravatar Mamba1-0

    That “thing” is just a bit short for a bayonet, isn’t it?

    And not nearly as utilitarian.

    And, if you’re going to get up close enough to use that “implement”, why not just pull out your big Becker and hack and whack on him for a while? It’d save having to clean all the blood (which is corrosive) off of your gun.

  6. Flint's Gravatar Flint

    They should make it so that it slips over a regular comp, and can be removed to protect your rifle case. Then they should make one with a bullet trap in the center, instead of hole, and add some fins, so you can launch it like a grenade.

    I’m gonna do that… I’ll make a million, just selling them to all the Mall Ninjas…

  7. toadold's Gravatar toadold

    Isn’t there some kind of Murphy’s law corollary that says that any piece of equipment that can snag will do so at the most inopportune time?

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