Okay so I’m changing the oil in my motorcycle. And… well.. it didn’t go well. The punch line is that I crushed the little bone at the tip of my pinky and spilled all the old oil all over my driveway. Oh, the oil is changed. New filter, fresh oil… Bike is happy. It just looks like Mr. Bean did it. And my pinky wont stop bleeding from under the fingernail where the cuticle used to be. Ouch.