See what I mean?  Jeremy Clarkson is the Mouth of Sauron.  He’s always had bad teeth, but in seasons 17 and worse, 18, they are so bad that they are distracting and horrifying.   You would think that a man making as much money as he is, could afford to know what a dentist is.

Maybe…
He is the most Tactical Man in the World.  He’s Teeth are Disruptive Multicam Flat Dark Earth.