Dear Springfield Armory,
As you know, the State of Illinois hates you and wants you do fail and die. Here in Utah, we love you, man. We want to see you win and thrive. We can help you. Your M1A Rifles, XDM and 1911 Handguns are some of the most popular around… and we buy a lot of them here in Utah. Specifically in Vernal Utah.
Come to Utah. Where you will be welcomed and appreciated. Come to Vernal Utah, where you will be treated like heroes!
PS, Illinois sucks.