Hate Speech

I was recently enlightened that I am (meaning MadOgre.com) blocked at a fellow’s work. Network Admin’s reason was “Hate Speech”.
That’s a new one to me. Usually it’s “Weapons”. But Hate Speech is a fresh WTF here for me.
So since I’m accountable for Hate Speech… I might as well unleash some of it so they have a valid reason to block me.

I hate Liberals.  I hate Eco-Groups.  I hate the Green Movement.  I hate people who believe Global Warming is Man Made and has nothing to do with The Sun or naturally occurring geological events.  I hate Snow.  I hate being Cold.  I hate gout.  I hate that sprig of parsley that they always put on your plate with a steak.
I hate Pontiac Montana mini vans.  I hate Pop Music.  I hate the Pants below the Buttocks style of dress.  I hate commercials that have amplified volume.  I hate people that think because they drive a hybrid they are a better class of human than the rest of us.  I hate people that say gun owners are all banjo playing Red Necks.  I hate that Harry Reid is a member of the same Church I belong to.  I hate the Department of the Interior.  I hate Spammers, Hackers and Trolls.

And most of all, I hate people who talk in the theater.

There, I think that’s enough. I feel better now.

5 thoughts on “Hate Speech”

  1. “And most of all, I hate people who talk in the theater.”

    Well, we all know they’ll go to the SPECIAL Hell…..

  2. You forgot Lady Gaga. And why do you hate Melvin? He’s so lovable… in a really annoying, makes-you-want-to-bang-your-head-against-the-wall kind of way.

    1. On the way to work this morning… the CLASSIC ROCK station played Enter Sandman by Metallica.
      Either they really don’t have a handle on what Classic Rock is, or I’m getting old.
      Regardless, I was headbanging in my truck with my boys all the way into town.

  3. The classic rock station here played Enter Sandman too and I had the exact same thought. Also, what’d that sprig of parsley every do to you?!

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