Action Movies I Hate

WANTED.  Love the Angelina Jolie looking all hot and sinister… but I really hate the BS about the magic healing milk bath, the magic code weaving loom, and most of all… the curving bullets.

COMMANDO.  50 Kills in 3 minutes. Lemmings just lining up for the Governator to mow down.  Come on.  Could no one flank that guy?

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE III.  In an attempt to show Tom Cruise’s acting ability, he did the whole movie with his eyes welling up with tears.

Everything with Jean-Claude Van Damme.  I just hate that guy.

Damn near everything on NETFLIX.