Take a look at the US Chill Map, and take a look at Utah.
http://vortex.plymouth.edu/uschill.gif
That little -4 on the map. The coldest place in Utah… yeah… that’s me. But the -4 is a bold faced lie. Because it was -18 this morning as I was eating breakfast. It was 33 in Anchorage Alaska. It’s always warmer there than here in the winter. Anyone hiring Ogres in Anchorage? Seriously, I could move up there right now.
Hey – it was -9 here this morning – in the Ozarks. That’s just not right. People have frozen and busted pipes left and right.
And all because of Global Warming… Your pipes are frozen because it’s too damn hot!