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Slipstream Warning

A warning to those that work with Combat Robots: Do not use Slipstream on the Robots.  Crusader Weaponry will not be responsible for the creation of Skynet or Decepticons.
You have been warned.

25 Comments

  1. Scott Stevens's Gravatar Scott Stevens
    11/17/2011    

    Now you tell me…too late

  2. Matt F.'s Gravatar Matt F.
    11/17/2011    

    AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Can you even imagine Decepticons with the actual persistence of the Terminator?

    • 11/17/2011    

      This is the cause of my sleeplessness. What have we done?

  3. Gundoc's Gravatar Gundoc
    11/17/2011    

    Nice one, dude.

  4. A Texan's Gravatar A Texan
    11/17/2011    

    But what about R2D2 and C3PO? What is the point of this horrible Roboticism. What’s next, “robots have bigger widgets?” Withholding all oil and power? Locking them in the workplace after hours? Not letting them in except via the back door? Disassembly plants? C’mon, this is the 21st Century, its time to move on from the blatant anti-robotic prejudice of the mid-20th.

    • 11/17/2011    

      There’s also the cylons to consider. Sure we may get a bloody uprising in which millions die, but the survivors will be rewarded with an endless supply of Tricia Helfer clones.

      • 11/17/2011    

        I’m Fucking IN!

      • Justin's Gravatar Justin
        11/17/2011    

        I have a buddy that will, upon hearing any dorky sci-fi reference, let you know that you are a dork by saying, “Colonial viper, in range.” Always good for a laugh.

      • Matt's Gravatar Matt
        11/17/2011    

        Count me in on the TH clones as well.

    • 11/17/2011    

      So calling them Toasters is like using the N word? Then I’m the Grand Mechanic.

  5. rob's Gravatar rob
    11/17/2011    

    um…. ooops?

    • 11/17/2011    

      Damnit, Man! I don’t have my Phase Plasma rifle yet!

      • Joe (Gundoc)'s Gravatar Joe (Gundoc)
        11/17/2011    

        I’m working on it, I’m working on it….

  6. Sulaco's Gravatar Sulaco
    11/17/2011    

    Silence!!! You are giving away our plans human!

  7. Sicktone's Gravatar Sicktone
    11/17/2011    

    DANGER! DANGER! Mad Ogre!!!

  8. James's Gravatar James
    11/17/2011    
    • 11/17/2011    

      A potential bad mix….

    • Joe (Gundoc)'s Gravatar Joe (Gundoc)
      11/17/2011    

      Silons are just around the corner.

  9. Huey's Gravatar Huey
    11/17/2011    

    You know I used Slipstream on the Tin man and after that Oz never gave anything to him that he didn’t already have…and he b-slapped that witch silly to boot…

  10. Brian Parramore's Gravatar Brian Parramore
    11/17/2011    

    Dude-
    I read your book. Bought the cellulose version. I enjoyed it immensely. Thanks.

    Giving the toaster men the slipstream means I can’t blame the missing hand lotion on them.
    “Honey, what happened to the hand lotion I just bought?”
    “Uh, I think the robots got into it.”
    “no, dear, the robots are on slipstream now, remember?”

    • 11/17/2011    

      Sounds like a potential Cinemax late night movie.

  11. Matt's Gravatar Matt
    11/17/2011    

    But, what if it’s a… *clears throat*…special,…personal… kind of robot? Would that be OK?

    • 11/17/2011    

      A Cherry 2000? On Slipstream? Isn’t that how David Caradine died?

      • Matt F.'s Gravatar Matt F.
        11/17/2011    

        Too soon Ogre.. too soon.

        • Matt's Gravatar Matt
          11/18/2011    

          Rofl

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