I get this question a lot. If you have read Crusader Weaponry’s page, you know it’s a double edged sword against Friction. The base carrier oil is a fully synthetic oil that is in and of its self, outstanding and can go toe to toe against any other synthetic gun oil. That’s just straight up good stuff. But we want something better… So we went outside of the Gun Industry. We found a type of nano-particle that does everything we want, and more. No one else is using it, because it’s prohibitively expensive. They look for cheaper materials so they can make profit. We don’t make Slipstream to make Profit… we only make about a buck off each bottle. I’m not even kidding. We make it because we want the best lubricant possible. Dealers don’t like Slipstream… because of the low profit margins on it. They can make more money selling lesser lubricants because they don’t care about Coefficients of Friction and Reliability – they are there to make money.
Fine. But we at Crusader Weaponry, are all about that. Okay – I don’t care about the numbers and all that… I care about what it gives us – that Reliability that other Lubricants are just not delivering. We take our dollar and we smile, we can sleep well at night knowing another Gun Owner is going to have a very reliable weapon. THAT is what we care about.
It’s not Graphite. That’s for Pinewood Derbies. It’s not PTFE. That’s for your Sauce Pan. It’s not Boron, that’s for your Laundry Detergent. It’s not Moly, because that’s for Chumps. We have Slipstream. And it’s for your Weapons Systems. It’s also for Military Robots. Yes, it’s lubed Military Robots. I’m not even kidding about that. Optimus Prime and Megatron drink Slipstream. It’s like Red Bull for Lethal Things. Nothing has the Temperature Range that Slipstream runs in. -350 degrees to 1000 degrees. Your gun will freeze and shatter like glass before Slipstream fails. Your gun will melt to slag before Slipstream fails. Nothing else out there can touch what Slipstream can do and that’s scientific fact. We’ll let the other Lube Guys fight over who’s second place.
If you want your weapon to run as smooth as possible, as reliably as possible – Get Slipstream.