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 Ogrish Resource
Consumers: O.R.C.
Mission
Statement: To hunt down and bitch slap any and every E.L.F. they can.
The Ogrish
Resource Consumers is an international underground movement consisting
of autonomous groups of people who carry out direct action against the
E.L.F. Since late last night, O.R.C. cells have carried out dozens of
actions resulting in conspicuous consumption of natural, unnatural and
ethereal resources. When a resource is opened to commercial
consumerism, that resource becomes subject to conservation, protection,
and promotion. Look at the logging industry. They plant more trees
than they cut down. You want to protect trees? Be a lumberjack.
Why? Because they want to be profitable. That means having lots of
trees to cut down for the markets. And in order to have lots of
trees, they plant 5 for every one they cut down. How many trees have
you planted?
Modeled after
the Earth Liberation Front, the O.R.C. is structured in such a way as
to maximize effectiveness. By operating in cells (small groups that
consist of one to several people), the security of group members is
maintained. Each cell is anonymous not only to the public but also to
one another. This decentralized structure helps keep activists out of
publicity and free to continue conducting actions of conspicuous
consumerism.
As the O.R.C.
structure is non-hierarchical, individuals involved control their own
activities. There is no a centralized organization or leadership tying
the anonymous cells together. Likewise, there is no official
"membership". Individuals who choose to do actions under the banner of
the O.R.C. are driven only by their personal conscience or decisions
taken by their cell while adhering to the stated guidelines.
Who are the
people carrying out these activities? Because involved individuals are
anonymous, they could be anyone from any community. Parents, teachers,
church volunteers, your neighbor, or even your partner could be
involved. The exploitation and capitalization of the economy affects
all of us - some people enough to take direct action in defense of the
economy.
Any direct
action to halt the actions of E.L.F. members and adhering to the strict
guidelines, listed below, can be considered an O.R.C. action. Economic
investment and property acquisition fall within these guidelines.
Ogrish Resource
Consumers Guidelines:
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To
inflict verbal damage on those preventing the development and
exploitation of natural resources.
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To
reveal and educate the public on the atrocities committed against the
Bill of Rights and all people that believe in it.
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To
take all necessary precautions against liberalism, moronic idealism,
and bad shot groups.
There is no way
to contact the O.R.C. in your area. It is up to each committed person
to take responsibility for stopping liberalism and E.L.F.’s in the
conservative consumer world. No longer can it be assumed that someone
else is going to do it. If not you who, if not now when?
Some projects
O.R.C. supports:
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Drilling for oil in Alaska like drunk frat boys tapping a keg. This
will insure conservation of the wildlife, and economic development for
Alaska’s citizens, and lower gas prices for the rest of us. That will
let us spend more money on other things, like sandwiches.
Ø
Building off shore oil platforms for resource development, and to
provide habitat for the marine life that flocks to the platforms like
Democrats to public funds.
Ø
Buy
locally and keep your money within the community. Support your local
shops and businesses. Buy some lemonade from the kid at the stand at
the base the driveway next door. Don’t drink it though… he mixed in
the sugar with his bare hands.
Ø
Don’t
let anyone tell you what you can drive. Buy that car, truck or SUV
that you want… not the one that wont offend any body. Because you’re
an American and just being American is offending everyone who is not
American.
Ø
Learn
about hunting. Damn near all the efforts made at wildlife conservation
that have been effective have come from hunting related organizations.
We had a black bear wander into a freaking hospital the other day… we
have more bears and cougars running around than ever now thanks to
consumers who like to hunt them. Because they like to hunt them, that
means they protect them and study them and help them.
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Privatization of resource management. When you profit from something,
you protect it.
Ø
The
Earth can take care of it’s self and it has been doing so for millions
of years before the E.L.F.’s have come along.
To Join O.R.C. use
this button on your website or Blog and link it to this page:
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