Rules for Emailing Mad
1. If you want
your comments to be immortalized by being published on MadOgre.com,
it is easy. Have a take that doesn't suck, or an issue to bring up
that doesn't suck, or a link to something that might suck but it's
2. If you you
have a question for Ogre, some questions may be published if they
are good questions. Good questions are questions relating to
MadOgre.com topics, but can also include such items as Books and
Film, or something that is really cool.
otherwise specifically stated, it is assumed that emailing
MadOgre.com is also consent for your comments to be published. If
you do not want your comments published, you must indicate so by the
use of the appropriate link below. Regardless of that, I may quote
from what you have said and comment about that, but I wont credit
you or post your email address. I never post email addresses, or
keep address lists. Actually, I pretty much just delete everything
shortly after I read it.
4. Ogre doesn't
read every email that comes to him. Ogre scans through them as time
allows, picking out any key phrases that sparks on my interest radar
at that moment in time. If you want Ogre's full attention, simply
refer to items 1 & 2 above.
5. All comments
that get published are subject to Ogre's whim. They are also
subject to Ogre's editing at his discretion. Correcting spelling,
cutting out BS parts of your comments that may or may not suck but
are off topic to the gist I'm getting at. Items with the consent to
be published in part or in whole, should be brief and to the point.
For example, it is not necessary to write a 4 page essay on how
great I am before you get to your comments or questions. You might
have a better chance of getting posted, but even then, there is no
guarantee that It will be posted. Most of the time, I don't post
emails. But if it's topical, timely and a great take or question...
then I might.
emails to Ogre unrelated to MadOgre.com are now filtered
separately. These emails should have a different subject line other
than the standard subject line that I've given you. This filters
the email to a specific folder that I read before other emails. If
you are not one of my friends or family, or long term Horde Member,
please use the right email subject like linked below. Doing
otherwise is stepping on the toes of my brothers and friends and the
The Horde. They wont like that. Neither will I. So don't do it.
Violation of this may result in the posting of your email address,
public ridicule, and burning in effigy.
7. Due to the
volume of email I receive daily, I am not able to respond to
everything... but I do try to read all non-spam emails.
8. If you want
to spam me, let it be known that once I find out who you are, I will
choke you to death with my bare hands and then set fire to your home
after confiscating any valuable assets .
9. Do not ask
me about the guns in the movie Romeo and Juliet. Ever.
To Ogre regarding MadOgre.com.
To Ogre, offline. Not for publication.
To Ogre from Friends and Family.
Copyright G H Hill 1999-2012
Graphic Artwork by Martin White